So here's me groaning about being lonely the only moaning I hear is when I stub my toe
So grow on me go head it only takes a little sec just say all the right words and you won't ever leave my f*cking head
I'll dream of us two splitting bread across a table as able to be stable as the fabled fairy tale newly weds
But that mind set does nothing but exacerbate my dialect to this violet flower
My thoughts are all in black and grey my life is what it saturates I don't even have anyone to think about when I masturbate
Other than the chick on my phone screen hoping for a plate of what her master ate, pornography and dinner take amalgamate
Their tables full with pussy dick and ass and tits and if they're lucky then they're treated to an after eight, mint and dark chocolate to wash away that after taste
Feeling sick to death of being this and then I feel my dick again to piss and miss my innocence when I was just a kid
I had no worries bagged my money's worth in penny sweets had my goodies now I'm worried I won't have my fucking teeth
When I finally come round to meet the woman I'll call my sweet
While I'm sat in satin stacking up the reasons I'm alone sat in my seat
Count them all straight from my crown down to my feet
Then proceed to bleed the reasons easily by reading poetry to the beat

Give me a chance and maybe I'll be right for you
Give me a glance give me a treat to bite and chew

Swiping right and swiping left I know that I ain't desperate just 'cause my life is desolate don't mean that I should settle with someone I don't feel special with I need someone to nestle with so I can start my nestling
So I'll describe myself a music man professional and genuine and genuinely tender with the people I put my attention in a poet bard a lonely man a psycho if I'm honest which I am but who puts trust in that
When it's written to sell you like a product like a diet coke can
without the muscles that the women scan 'cause I'm not much of a gym man I'm much more of a gin man
Yeah I like to have a jay in my wig wag you heard me right I like to get on a wave like sinbad
So obviously I ain't too big on sports I don't know about this Wenger I'm both an earner and a spender bit nomadic stoic no surrender
End all I'm a centaur upper half a man but lower half a horse
I got 3 legs and if you'd like to take a walk the country side or city sorts
The invitation's there it's just a thought
But you scroll straight past my profile so what the f*ck is this online dating for

Give me a chance and maybe I'll be right for you
Give me a glance give me a treat to bite and chew